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Glenn beck book signing ,…and more on saving the Tata’s

November 19th, 2009 Comments(0)

Glenn Beck Charleston book signing ,
Matt got to back up the tour bus. and good times were had by all…….
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and more on the Tata’s

WARNING RANDOM THOUGHT

……I think we need to march topless on DC to protest this whole “women shouldn’t have breast exams “panel”"with no cancer doctors on it ..

question #2 IF we march topless on the mall in protest of this panel and the bill… will the media even cover it ???……..

and it exploded into…. 38 comments,

including weird DC laws , and really bad puns.

revolt recall repeal.. and SAVE THE TATA’s!!!!!

November 18th, 2009 Comments(0)

a video where in i play with my boobies to prove a point…..

continental congress:

http://www.cc2009.us/

99 words for boobs…
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD’s
MRE’s and PFD’s
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin’ cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi’s thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I’m breast-obsessed are true
We’re quite a pair ’cause I’m a boob too

terrorists, especially those that have plead guilty, have no “civil rights”

November 17th, 2009 Comments(0)

keep Gitmo Open!

“The fantastical idea of virtue & the public good being a sufficient security to the state against the commission of crimes, which you say you have heard insisted on by some, I assure you was never mine. It is only the sanguinary hue of our penal laws which I meant to object to. Punishments I know are necessary, & I would provide them, strict & inflexible, but proportioned to the crime. Death might be inflicted for murder & perhaps for treason if you would take out of the description of treason all crimes which are not such in their nature. Rape, buggery &c — punish by castration. All other crimes by working on high roads, rivers, gallies &c. a certain time proportioned to the offence. ”
Thomas Jefferson To Edmund Pendleton Philadelphia, Aug. 26, 1776

if it isn’t murder to kill 2000 people i don’t know what is …..

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