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Watch for the following consolidations before the end of 2008:

October 03rd, 2008 Comments(0)

Hi,

For anyone with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG Bucks. Watch for the following consolidations before the end of  2008:

1.    Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.    PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
 
    &nb sp;  3.   3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
       4.   Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
       and become:  ZipAudiDoDa.

       5.   FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become: FedUP.
 6.   Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
 
         7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
 
        8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!!!

 And finally –

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will m erge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.