Today’s email Gem …..cat bath day
I thought you loved me!
You just wait … I’ll get even with you for this….
You said the water was warm!!!!
I don’t like you anymore…..
I’m gonna sit here until you get the towel … now go!
You’re squeezing too tight … look at my eyes … they say “tilt”!
No, I am NOT your good kitty!
What’s wrong with you people? This is cruel….and….WET!
Why can’t I get any traction?
I wish I could get on my knees to pray
No, no, no, no! I said “NO!”