Paint’s Blog

Ok, this is the project I have eluded to a little here and there. I have a bunch of quotes here I have found amusing for one reason or another, and many of them have found thier way into my siggy. Some weren’t in my siggy, and some that were in my siggy aren’t here because sometimes I forgot to save them. The game is, try to guess who said them! Yeah, you could ruin it and use the search option, but wheres the sport in that, really? Play nice!

I will post the answers Friday afternoon. The winner gets unlimited cyberhugs from Teako for one month. ^__~

Some users have expressed concern over the use of quotes here. I feel that I am within the rules, but if you have a concern, please just PM me and I will comply with your wishes. I mean for this to be just a fun game, no bitterness intended. If you still have an issue, please PM me rather then post here, as I don’t want anything to take away from the game, ok?

Have fun! ^__^

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I want fried okra. Make it happen.

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I mean, my dad was golfing, not the goose….

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So we have pot and a breast?

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Constipationamundo!

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No one wants to comment on my breast.

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I REALLY don’t want to meet that cheeseball.

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abird keep your fingers out of your nose , what did I tell you about picking your nose….

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Careful we wouldn’t wantt hat pretty little head to snap off your shoulders

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LOVE YOU ALL, Ok, about 83% of you.

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If you are flirting with me please knock it off right now.

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Hard to make a sailor blush

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teakos my favorite human..that lives in FL.. and isn’t realated to me ..

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I once shot a nerd candy out of my nose when I was choking on it!!

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thank you BIFF for your sacrifice.

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Do not screw around with my dog, I will kill you.

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Well I was going to lick your eye till I read this.

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Welcome to official Twilight Zone where vacumms are real pets, trees have feelings, peaches are created by air alone, and Cats are vegans.

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Looks like butt sniffing to me, which I believe is PG13…

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Yes it is a secret, if I told you I would have to kill you.

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I have a secret to let you kids in on. Us parents, we don’t know what we’re doing. We really have to make it up as we go along. There’s no Big Book of Parenting somewhere that has all the set rules. The main thing is, we’re just trying to keep you alive and not lose all our money in the process.

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Hounds, best dog ever. Don’t have one? Get one!

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Why aren’t there cool diseases that make you grow huge fluffy tails? Or lemur tails? There should be.

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No fecal matter can penetrate my medicine cabinet!

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it’s a house rule that no one lick those walls ever.

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What is wrong with you?

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I’ve had a lot worse things than a dirty toothbrush in my mouth…

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I think if you say any more Paint may have to kill you.
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Paint works for the CIA

Need I say more?

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YAY for all the people who keep there toothbrushes out of the spray of the toilet!!!!

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The TITANIC was built by ‘Professionals’.
Noah’s Ark was built by an amateur!

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When is the last time you drank urine?

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Dear God,

Please make it stop.

Amen.

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In marriage, grunting constitutes acceptance!

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All hail the Googling Queen! Wait…that just sounded wrong.

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i wish parents would realize how much people they bring into
their childrens lives affects them.

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LOL, what a monkey!

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“If triangles had gods, the gods would have three sides.”

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The education and compassion I witness here on these forums helps me to continue believing in the human race…

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Its like the roach motel of message boards!

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Can I have some of what you are on, Teako!?

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Let’s keep in mind that this is all Teako’s fault.. That silly 75 year old Lit prof!

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Ahh…she’s probably not allowed to use the computer…the special jacket is on

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I could be a giant taco that poops ice cream.

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Are we weird for sniffing our dogs??

I don’t think so … they sniff us, why shouldn’t we sniff them?

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I wana be a firefighting, racecar driving zookeeper. that would just be cool.

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I’m wearing the foolish pants. They are tatooed on. So I can’t even moon anyone.

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